Talking Points # 70
2010-06-24b
► TP#70 No hard feelings, Obama sends McChrystal on vacation to Switzerland
(LSM) No hard feelings, Obama sends McChrystal on vacation to Switzerland
Today before accepting General McChrystal's resignation, Obama sat down for a beer summit. McChrystal apologized for his troops and himself, thinking Obama was a shallow, unprepared, dithering socialist, without a long form birth certificate, unfit to lead US troops surrounded by sycophants of the same caliper. General McChrystal apologized for this being the only way to bring attention to the fact that our troops were being squandered, without being court marshaled.
After saying "I'll be damned if I understand your attitude!"
Obama apologized for thinking his troops were nothing other then baby killers that had to be shackled by a rules of engagement policy to prevent them from murdering innocent civilians, like Obama accused the troops of doing while a Senator on the floor.
He apologized for not meeting his general in command for almost four months,
for not being ready for the briefing, and for only giving him 30,000 troops when the General said at least 50,000 troops were needed at a minimum, to have a hope of winning the war.
Obama acknowledged yea, it was tough having Afghan patriots in sandals who's main mode of transportation is a camel, taking pot shots at our soldiers with World War II bolt action rifles at 600+ yards in the mountains, out of range of our soldiers 5.56 rifles good for 300 yards in a caliper so small, most ethical hunters would not use them to humanly hunt deer. The fact that the rifles jam in sandy conditions that have gotten soldiers killed and our troops are not issued a back up side arm is of no concern, we have saved enough money to pay for 16,000+ extra IRS agents for Obama Care.
Obama was overheard by the waiter saying "Duke, is it possible to read captured Taliban their rights and gather enough evidence to try them in our NYC courts?". To which McChrystal replied "Out here, due process is a bullet!"
With a giggle, Obama said, "People accuse me of being thinned skin, don't be so touchy, it could be worse, you could be the Germans."
Taliban Commander" Baghlan" bomber Escapes Germans (click )
"If you ever did an Internet search for "German soldiers Afghanistan rules of engagement" you would laugh your behind off at these poor sappers! We even make them drive straight through Taliban controlled towns in lightly armed vehicles instead of detouring around the towns. The last ones drowned in an upside down troop carrier that got blown off the road into a river."
Then Obama added "I bet they wish had been driving a Government Motors vehicle". McChrystal gave him a strange look, so Obama tossed a bottle cap at McChrystal's head and yelled
Yep, nothing like a good laugh or a round of golf to ease the tension of having someone else's children fight a war or handle a oil spill.
So, they both left and went to the award ceremony. To show the country there were no hard feelings, Obama and Joe LiberalMan presented General McChrystal with Obama's new
medallion that comes with a "Sent to Switzerland Without Shoes"* 100% paid vacation.
Since Afghanistan has been "badly plotted" and a failure, and is hot as hell where our fighters are, in return General McChrystal gave Obama a brand new John Wayne DVD of the most popular movie among our troops in Afghanistan
John Brown
* This phrase is not on Wiki, Google, or Yahoo. Maybe someone can ask Obama's quisling leash holder Soros, who sold his countrymen men out and called it his best year ever? I am sure no one in the Lame Stream Media knows what it means.
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