Points # 70
feelings, Obama sends McChrystal on vacation to Switzerland
No hard feelings, Obama sends McChrystal on vacation to
before accepting General McChrystal's resignation, Obama sat down
for a beer summit. McChrystal apologized for his troops and himself,
thinking Obama was a shallow, unprepared, dithering socialist,
without a long form birth certificate, unfit to lead US troops
surrounded by sycophants of the same caliper. General McChrystal
apologized for this being the only way to bring attention to the
fact that our troops were being squandered, without being court
saying "I'll be damned if I understand your attitude!"
apologized for thinking his troops were nothing other then baby
killers that had to be shackled by a rules of engagement policy to
prevent them from murdering innocent civilians, like Obama accused
the troops of doing while a Senator on the floor.
apologized for not meeting his general in command for almost four
not being ready for the briefing, and for only giving him 30,000
troops when the General said at least 50,000 troops were needed at a
minimum, to have a hope of winning the war.
acknowledged yea, it was tough having Afghan patriots in sandals
who's main mode of transportation is a camel, taking pot shots at
our soldiers with World War II bolt action rifles at 600+ yards in
the mountains, out of range of our soldiers 5.56 rifles good for 300
yards in a caliper so small, most ethical hunters would not use them
to humanly hunt deer. The fact that the rifles jam in sandy
conditions that have gotten soldiers killed and our troops are not
issued a back up side arm is of no concern, we have saved enough
money to pay for 16,000+ extra IRS agents for Obama Care.
was overheard by the waiter saying "Duke, is it possible
to read captured Taliban their rights and gather enough evidence to
try them in our NYC courts?". To which McChrystal replied "Out
here, due process is a bullet!"
a giggle, Obama said, "People accuse me of being thinned skin,
don't be so touchy, it could be worse, you could be the Germans."
Commander" Baghlan" bomber Escapes Germans (click )
you ever did an Internet search for "German soldiers
Afghanistan rules of engagement" you would laugh your behind
off at these poor sappers! We even make them drive straight through
Taliban controlled towns in lightly armed vehicles instead of
detouring around the towns. The last ones drowned in an upside down
troop carrier that got blown off the road into a river."
Obama added "I bet they wish had been driving a Government
Motors vehicle". McChrystal gave him a strange look, so Obama
tossed a bottle cap at McChrystal's head and yelled
nothing like a good laugh or a round of golf to ease the tension of
having someone else's children fight a war or handle a oil spill.
they both left and went to the award ceremony. To show the country
there were no hard feelings, Obama and Joe LiberalMan presented
General McChrystal with Obama's new
Rogstad (click here)
that comes with a "Sent to Switzerland Without Shoes"*
100% paid vacation.
Afghanistan has been "badly plotted" and a failure, and is
hot as hell where our fighters
are, in return General
McChrystal gave Obama a brand new John Wayne DVD of the most popular
movie among our troops in Afghanistan
* This phrase is not on
Wiki, Google, or Yahoo. Maybe someone can ask Obama's quisling leash
holder Soros, who sold his countrymen men out and called it
his best year ever? I am sure no one in the Lame Stream Media knows
what it means.