Points #37 2010-04-25
Eyjafjallajokull - should Obama ask the EPA to sue
Last at the global
the question is, should Obama have the EPA sue God in court over the
volcano Eyjafjallajokull erupting, shutting down air traffic over
Europe, and covering the humans made of clay with dust?
am no scientist, but, I am pretty sure that one eruption has thrown
more CO2 into the air then the combined output of everything in the
USA for a year. Since our money with "In God We Trust" on
it is getting more worthless by the minute, should God be forced to
pay into the one world government, through the U.N., with carbon
credits? Since the UN since 1981 has been planning to replace the
dollar with them anyways?
should God be allowed an emissions offset if he plants more trees?
the target of the global warming scam is to turn Kenya (when
pronounced in Hebrew = Cain our God = Kenite) into a paradise, maybe
you could fine God and tell him not to stick to the words in the
Bible, since Obama the messiah ignores them.
now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her mouth to
receive thy brother's blood from thy hand;
thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her
strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth. "
fine could be to be planting another garden of Eden with plenty of
moderate weather and rain in Kenya?
the EPA sue God be for not putting a particulate filter on his
volcano stack or should it be grandfathered in?
God be fined for not applying for an EPA permit before starting his
looks like God caused a lot of damage to the work of men, maybe
Obama can rescue the world from God by sending a Harvard lawyer
after him with a cease work order?
the "sky is falling" Al Gore hear the Inconvenient Truth?
This volcano might end up lowering global temperatures a few
degrees. Wait, maybe we can go back to the 1970s when they predicted
the earth would freeze and become another ice age. Nah ... it did
not work the 1st time, it wasn't as scary as fire and heat.
especially when you can pop off a nuke or burn some dinosaur oil to
just maybe, the next time Obama or Gore see a rainbow, they might
remember these words of God:
8 (King James Version)
the LORD smelled a sweet savour; and the LORD said in his heart, I
will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the
imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will
I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.
the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and
summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease.